Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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