She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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