this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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