we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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