Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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