how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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