How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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