apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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