How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
