ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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