Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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