What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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