Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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