**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Let's paint friendship bongs
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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