so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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