what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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