Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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