i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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