Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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