Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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