Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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