So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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