I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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