That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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