How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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