I cannot find my penis.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
This is my gift to your gina
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
