Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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