SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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