where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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