we're blogging at a bar
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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