She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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