she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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