After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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