No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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