the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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