Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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