we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Never let your siblings swipe right.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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