office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
tell your sister to shave her snatch
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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