wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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