It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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