Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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