Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
