How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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