i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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