smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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