She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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