My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Someone came in the potted fern
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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