I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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