Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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