Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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