I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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