ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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