And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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