either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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