First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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