She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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