So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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