college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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