When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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