no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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